Robert Pattinson was minding his own business, walking down the street, when a fan hopped out of her car and planted a smooch on him. The kiss wasn’t the problem, though.

Apparently this crazed fan had just gotten over a case of the swine flu. She told him, “My mom wouldn’t pull the car over to let me out because I’m just getting over the swine flu…So I jumped out at the red light just to see you.”

Rob shoved her off of him and yelled, “You have the SWINE FLU?! What the hell are doing kissing anyone?” Afterward, he quickly made his way to the local drugstore to purchase some Listerine to fend off the piggy cooties.

Rob fumed at his bodyguards, “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”

Fans, please don’t taint the Sparkly One.

source: Rob Pattinson goes crazy at kissing fan with swine flu – [news.au]