David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Lindsay Lohan is seen here looking like she doesn’t have a care in the world as she poses for the cameras at the Nu Pop Movement Party at Kitson in West Hollywood. And judging by recent news, it may well be that she doesn’t have a care in the world at all, as justice may be served to her media hungry daddy. It is no secret that Lilo has been in restraining order court more than once on her dad, and it sounds like one of his other restraining order parties has had enough of him as well.Michael Lohan, the man who makes his daughter Lindsay look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, but, you know, (whisper voice) more ginger, was arrested on Monday for breaking a restraining order against his ex-fiancé Erin Muller. Michael is banned from contacting Erin after she accused him of threatening to kill her and himself when they broke up. He denied this, but then again, he denies a lot of things. He was reported to be in jail under criminal contempt charges. But in the Lohan universe, he was never arrested at all. The police must just PhotoShop up mug shots of him for their own sick amusement, right, since a mug shot of him is circulating the internet like wildfire. But HE says:

“I was not arrested. Erin and I had an argument. She has an ongoing order of protection against me. She called and said I violated it by making a phone call to her. I went down there today and saw the judge and I handled it and that was it.”

Well that explains everything. Wait, no it doesn’t! But since I really don’t want to encourage Michael Lohan to speak more, I’m at peace with ending this here. In response to the debacle, Lindsay tweeted, “the stills ‘don’t talk down’ Oceans will Rise-download it .” Because if she wants to draw attention to her personal life, she certainly doesn’t need Michael Lohan’s help. But as she says frequently, if he heads back to his home away from home, the slammer, then so be it.