Yes, we’ve been waiting for Fergie to break the news that she is a mommy to be, as The Black Eyed Peas’ singer has admitted that she is ready to expand her family beyond herself, her husband, and her husband’s stripper. However, the Fergie bumpwatch is going on hiatus for the next five months. I know, I know, her pregnancy rumours enrich our lives, but we’ll just have to find something else to turn to, like alcoholism. The singer is touring with the Black Eyed Peas until their last show in Vancouver on April 11, and after that she’s going to get her baby on with husband Josh Duhamel. Until then, if you’re wondering if the bio clock has been making her a little antsy? Oh yes. But the word “broody” seems to be a more apropos term for this on the other side of the pond.

“Am I getting broody? Oh, definitely! But I want to finish this tour first before trying to start a family.”
Currently she hasn’t seen Josh for about a month, which is not believed to be the best strategy for getting pregnant. Fergie says she misses Josh, who she married last January. This has led to unspeakable acts of depravity from Fergie, like eating bread.

“At home I have a diet meal delivery service, but on tour I order room service, and while I try to have healthy options, it still comes with bread and butter. And sometimes it’s too hard for me to resist!”

I guess she forgot that you can actually ask to have the meal come without butter. These celebrities. Again with the bread defamation. I’m not arguing that all Fergie’s discipline and workin’ on her fitness hasn’t rewarded her with a body all trannies envy. But it’s bread! Even prisoners get it! She’ll need to be loading up on those starches if she plans on growing a baby bump this August anyway. Go ahead Fergie, have some bread, we won’t tell. Much.

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