It’s that time of the week again, where we get to see who’s on the chopping block for “Dancing With The Stars”.

It was just announced that the first couple are safe to go on are Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. I guess their futuristic Paso Doble really nailed it for them.

Michael Buble took the stage to perform and it wasn’t his greatest performance, but at least he’s still hot.

Mya and Dmitry Chaplin were just announced as safe…and that sound you hear? It’s thousands of people across the country saying, “Duh!”

Season five dancer Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas performed a Paso Doble to “Eye Of The Tiger” and looked equally stupid. I need eye bleach after that. After that, Michael Buble took the stage again to perform “Feeling Good” and he sounded a lot better than before, but that’s not really saying much. This song isn’t really suited to him, but at least he looks hot in a suit.

Also going to the semi-finals are Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson, leaving Kelly Osbourne and Aaron Carter in jeopardy.

Making her U.S. television debut, Susan Boyle delighted the crowd and my ears with her version of “I Dreamed A Dream”. What a songbird! Her dress is adorable, too. On a side note, this dance really needs some shirtless Maks.

Not going to make it through to the semi-finals are Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff, leaving Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel jumping for joy. OH NOES! DON’T CRY, AARON!! (Sorry, I had a Kanye moment.)